But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I got inside last night via doggy door
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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