are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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