Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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