im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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