Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Randomize
