You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
it's great music for shaving your balls
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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