I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Randomize
