I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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