i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
