i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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