you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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