Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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