ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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