Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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