Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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