help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
All the doctor said was why
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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