I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
