He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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