The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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