are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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