white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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