Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you didnt know i had herpes?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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