I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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