hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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