I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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