Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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