I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
tell your sister to shave her snatch
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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