If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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