Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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