You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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