Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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