i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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