drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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