I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
you're hired as official boob wrangler
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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