I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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