haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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