these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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