How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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