gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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