Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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