8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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