if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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