ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
God, I missed his penis.
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