in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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