i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Is Oprah even human
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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