your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude i'm inner monologue high
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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