i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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