I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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