rhymes with "ouble enetration"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You should frame my arrest warrant.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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