I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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