The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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