dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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