vagina is talking i cant
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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